THE GOOD SH*T STORY
ARE WE REALLY GOOD SH*T?
Our story, plain and simple: we are a Melbourne-based online fashion retailer. Everything on our website - yes, everything - is under $79 (AUD). Because we know what it's like to see that really cute top but not being able to afford it.
Let's be honest here - a ton of fashion brands out there get their stuff mass-produced at very low prices. They then slap on their label, attach a brand tag and sell it to you for billions (you get the idea). Some stores, especially "fast fashion" retailers, even buy their products from suppliers who sell the same designs to many other similar brands.
So, why exactly are you paying $85 for a dress?
Not for originality, because 5 other websites probably carry the same design; not for the quality, because mass-produced items are often - though not always - low in quality; and certainly not because you simply have wads of cash lying around, waiting to be spent (if you do, you're a real lucky sh*t).
WHAT MAKES US GOOD?
We source our products from established suppliers, where other online fashion retailers get their stock. So while we can't offer you originality, we promise you a sh*t good price for that same product you may have been eyeing on, at another store. We make sure the quality of our clothes meet our strict standards - none of that 'online shopping gone wrong' posts you see going round.
Also, we like to keep things100% real. No fake, faux fancy sh*t.
We tell you as it is, and here's how we keep our prices affordable for all of you:
We constantly monitor and compare the prices of our suppliers
We don't hold stock - that's why delivery may take a little longer
Delivery is direct from our supplier to you - no fuss, no hassle
We are strictly no-frills: our items don't come in cute customized packaging nor bear our brand label
(that's because these are extra costs passed onto you, which is just unnecessary, tbh)
So, girls (and boys and everyone else), welcome to the place you'll find all
THE GOOD SHI*T